Scrum down

I've just been into Marks and Sparks to get my lunch (I've given up on Sainsburies; their SKU on tuna/sweetcorn sarnies is a shambles). They have all these Xmas pressie type things near the entrance which you have to walk through to get to the food hall. I feel like I have just played a full 80 minutes in the front row against Samoa. Women + Xmas + baskets = extreme violence. Cashmere is in apparently.