Major breaking news

On the home page of bbc.co.uk/news/ today:
Ronaldo says Man Ure will win the double
Patsy and RICKYYYYY are returning to Eastenders
'Sitcom To The Manor (Re)born for one-off Christmas special '

I take it it's a slow day in News Town? It must be if one of the main stories is a footballer making a prediction. How is that (or either of the other stories) news?