Some advice from Moose

Moose, the wee Scotsman in the Carp told me on Saturday that I shouldn't use my debit card at petrol stations. They double swipe your card and send the money to the Tamil Tigers apparently. Not long after dispensing this advice, he farted very loudly and staggered out the pub, never to be seen again (until next weekend). You learn a lot drinking in the Carp.