Lousy sporting week ad nauseam

Coventry lost their third game in a row last night, 3-0 to Watford. It's also the third game in a row that we have failed to score.

Because of our financial difficulties (i.e. £38 million in debt, please note Mrs Abbey National, my overdraft isn't that bad after all is it?), the league have put a transfer embargo on us, so we can't sign any more players. Like we have the money to do that anyway. I think an embargo is a little harsh. Zimbabwe gets better treatment.

Our manager Ian Dowie has been linked with the vacant Bolton job, to which he is 'flattered'. I guess he'll be off n'all. Happy days.