Things I've learned recently

- Only men with grey hair carry briefcases.
- Only men with grey hair wear pullovers under a suit jacket.
- No matter how late I am for a train, I will never walk up an escalator.
- Hermione Granger is starting to look rather foxy.
- Although London has to be full of the rudest people in the world, Londoners themselves are actually very polite people. There just aren't any of them in London.
- The smoking ban will leave a tax deficit of £2.3 billion in the government's coffers.
- The smoking ban will increase the murder rate three fold.