Plain wrong 2 - scented loo roll

The missus is in charge of all toilet paper transactions in our house. If left to me, I'd buy the single ply blue Tescos homebrand stuff, which imbalances the Feng Shui of the bathroom. Anyway, the latest supply has a faint scent of chamomile, just what every toilet needs. The trouble is it smells exactly like the perfume a friend of mine's wife uses. Now every time I take a dump I think of this woman. Plain wrong.