Funny signs

I love funny signs. Stuff like 'Banana thieves will be shot', 'Beware - bottomless pit. Depth 60ft' etc. Some years ago at Jan Smuts airport in Johannesburg they had a sign that said 'Covered Parking Now Open'. I lived nearby an area called New Germany in Durban once, and one of the main roads was called Old New Germany Road. On my way home last night I thought I would take a different route and went past a road called Golf Drive. Excellent stuff.