What now for England?

I think the only way forward for us is to repeat the daring experiment that was tried a few years ago, and has resulted in this fantastic sporting achievement by Australia.

Namely... we need to find a deserted island somewhere, empty our overcrowded prisons and beggar-filled back streets into it, then ignore it for a century or two...

If it works then this time we should retain the "England" brand name on the results, for marketing purposes. If it fails then we can just invite a few of the less unpleasant ones back here to do the jobs we hate, like barman...or policeman...