A lot to learn

My wife tells me that I have a lot to learn about fatherhood and how to successfully and responsibly bring up my son. She thought it was humorous that I was explaining the rules of darts to him the other night whilst we were watching Barney humiliate The Power. However, her sense of humour disappeared quicker than a snowflake in a microwave when she caught me feeding him whilst watching 'Bad Santa'. I would have probably escaped her wrath if it wasn't the scene where the protagonist pleasures a non-dieter in the store fitting room. I was verbally scalded (although it would have been quite literal if there was a hot cup of tea within her reach) and was sent to the naughty step.