And another thing...

I've lost count of the amount of twats that have walked past me wearing facemasks. Hog cold might be in the news, but I'm not sure how a bit of british rail toilet paper elastic banded across your gob is going to help. It's like there is a michael Jackson convention in town.

Did I say that out loud?

Waiting for my wife at heathrow arrivals, an elderly lady was just standing next to me. This very attractive teenager came thru the security doors, ran up to the old lady and hugged her. As I admired her, I let out an approving 'mmmm'. I think it was a bit loud as they both shot dirty looks at me.

This is my first ever post from my iPhone. Now I can publish embarrassing episodes from my life before the blood drains from my face.