Lunchtime frustration

I went to Sainsbury's for some lunch. Some bastard was blocking my way to the sandwiches. When he finally got out of the way, some bitch pushed in front of me. Just before I could get round her, some other bitch took what was, it turned out, the last tuna and sweetcorn on malt bread. I didn't have enough money to buy a seafood coctail one, so had to settle for cheddar cheese and onion. And it was horrible.