Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Gender spotting

See if you can correctly identify the genders from the scenarios below:

Scenario 1
Shop assistant: 'That will be £1.97 please'
Shopper: 'Here's £5, let me see if I can give you the 97p in change'

Tip contents of purse/handbag onto counter.

Shopper: '1, 2, 7, 9p. 11, 16p.....'

Some time later.

Shopper: '58, 60. Nearly there. 61p...'

More time elapses.

Shopper: '89, 91, 93p. Oh, I'm 4 pence short. Never mind'

Scenario 2
Shop assistant: 'That will be £1.97 please'
Shopper: 'Here's a fiver'

Go home and dump the change from fiver into a jar next to bed.

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