My weekend

Had my office party on Friday, started at 12 noon. Got drunk. Fell asleep on the train on the way home and ended up in Winersh. Finally got home 3 hours late. Had a hangover Saturday, so kept a low profile and went shopping with the wife. A friend phoned, asked if I fancied meeting up for a beer. Did. Got drunk. Went home, watched the Cov v Preston game, had a few cans. Got drunk. Had a hangover Sunday. Met some of the wife's friends in the local for lunch. Got drunk. As we were leaving, bumped into a couple we know on their way back from town. Went back into the same pub. Got drunk. They invited us over for a nightcap. Got drunk.