Snowy the builder, can you fix it

Some creative type chap came to my desk with a camera a short while ago and asked if I could help out with a project he was working on. Being the agreeable chap that I am, I answered that I would be happy to. He took me into the boardroom and got me to pretend I was measuring the wall. Then he asked if I could get down on one knee and measure the skirting board. I did as directed and he happily snapped away. This went on for another 15 minutes.

When he was done I asked what it was for. He said they are doing a website for a DIY company. I enquired why he asked me to pose and he said that everyone upstairs thought I looked like a builder. Nice.