It's a jungle out there

London can be quite a scary place. Lots of cars, buses, people, litter, noise, bright lights, dark alleys, fat people. You know, like most cities. The scariest people, in ascending order of scariness are:
- Big Issue Salesman (Salesmen? Is this a profession?) because they always have a cute dog on a piece of string and make you feel guilty if you don't buy one. They call you sir as well, which is just wrong.
- Beggars. They can cause embarrassment and fear at the same time. Who knows if the guy is 5 seconds or 1 rejection away from a drug flipout. Scare factor increases if they have a wonky eye.
- People with clipboards.