Privacy Act

I was in the WC at work this morning attending to a call of nature, as you do. Moving on... I heard the cleaner come in and she started cleaning the other cubicles. Being a chap who enjoys his privacy, and in these situations, his anonymity, I thought I would delay my exit from cubicle 3 until she cleared off. Next thing there was a knock on the door and she said 'Are you going to be long in there, I need to mop the floor'. I don't even get that sort of interruption at home, the cheeky mare.