Why?

I hate scooters. Just generally, they really annoy me. The shape, the noise, the diddy wheels, the fact that you put your feet on a platform in front of you instead of either side of the engine. They were made for women, they are to motorcycling what the collapsible bike is to cycling. Anyway, as if they couldn't get any worse, they've brought one out that has a roof. This morning on my way in, I saw one that had two front wheels. WTF? Are they doing this to piss me off or something?