Here's your sign

In the spirit of Bill Engvall, here's a few of my own.

1- I was making soup and after emptying the 8th can of peeled plum tomatoes into the pot, my nearest and dearest asked 'Why are you putting so many tomatoes in it?' 'Because it's leek soup'. Here's your sign

2- I was watching US Football with someone who shall remain nameless, but is my one and only sibling. He asked 'How many quarters are there?' '18'. Here's your sign.

3- I have the Coventry badge tattooed on my upper arm. A guy at work saw it and asked 'Do you support Coventry?' 'No, I'm a Tottenham fan.' Here's your sign.