Things I've learnt this week

1 - There are as many as 5 planes queueing in the sky at once for a single runway at Heathrow.
2 - Screenwash stings the eyes a bit. When it is applied to the eyeball at around 70mph, the discomfort is intensified somewhat.
3 - If the person responsible for a project going tits up is of middle to senior management status, he/she will not be held responsible. The blame will be transferred onto someone less senior.
4 - When asked the question 'Where do you want XXXX XXXXXXX to put the image' via email, replying 'XXXX XXXXXXX can stick it up his arse' is only funny when XXXX XXXXXXX is not CC'ed on the email, and is not a client.
5 - Management tend not to have sense of humour about situations like item 4 above.