Intro to Sky movies

Man this is really pissing me off. It seems that for many movies on Sky, they have some B-list celebrity introducing it. Not in the old Alex Cox way, telling you a little about the film, but telling you about their personal experiences, the first time they saw the film, the pleasure it gave them blah blah. Listen Jupitus, that fat Iranian 'comedian' and more importantly, BSkyB, I really don't give a flying fiddle about your goddamn opinions, let me watch the film in peace.