Phones4U apology

I had dinner with a mate on Saturday night and gave him a verbal account of the post below regarding my run in with Phones4U. He yawned twice before I was halfway through and then interupted me and changed the subject completely. I believe that this is an incredibly boring subject and I am really sorry now that I spent 2 hours typing it up. If anyone did manage to read it, I apologise for wasting part of your precious life.