Breakfast

It's 8:30am. I've just finished my second cup of coffee of the morning. I normally just have the one, but it was cold enough to freeze the witches' tits out there this morning so I needed another to defrost. Anyway, this contractor has just arrived at work, and as soon as she sat down cracked open a can of Coke. I mean, I would rather have tequila in the morning that Coke. And I thought I made an unhealthy start to the day. She must be American.