Things I learnt this weekend

- You can sneeze with your eyes open without your peepers popping out of their sockets. This contradicts something I have always believed.

- Eating curry does not bring about the onset of labour. Especially if it is a Korma.

- Even though I know she was 18 when she made 'Hard Candy', I still feel guilty and ashamed that I thought Ellen Page looked quite foxy.

- If you soak a chicken bone in vinegar it will become flexible enough to tie a knot in it. I'm unsure as to why anyone would want to do this, but it's still pretty damn cool.